September 09, 2007

Skunks, Apostles, Pollution

  1. Lemon juice, smelled at full intensity, will remind you of a skunk's perfume de jour.
  2. Yoda was not among the 12 Apostles. Neither were you. And, just because you and Yoda aren't doesn't mean they weren't.
  3. Bumper stickers never win arguments or stop pollution.

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