November 24, 2007

Cowtipping, Trivia, Breathing

  1. Cowtipping is not illegal in Omaha, Nebraska, is it? However, in communities where it is legal, and rampant, the International Brotherhood of Bovine is starting to strike. "No milk today!" is their cry. Why their real protest isn't against the hamburger industry is strangely unknown. The IBB might be influenced by the Mob.
  2. Trivia is only trivia if you don't care, and see no purpose for knowing. Otherwise, it matters.
  3. Breathing is imperative to life and peace. Take a deep breath. Have a longer, more peaceful life.

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