January 30, 2008

Bigfoot, Alphabetizing Brockeim, Martian Taxi Drivers

  1. Bigfoot does not keep time by wearing a Sask Watch. He more likely wears a Timex. The hotties among the Yetis are all over it.
  2. Alphabetize 'Brockeim' and you get b, c, e, i, k, m, o, r. That's very difficult to say.
  3. There is no such thing as a man in the moon, or men from Mars. There used to be. It's true. However, in the early 1960s, they moved to Washington DC, where they now drive taxis.

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