March 20, 2008

Kinky England, Iron Man, Truth

  1. Armor has chinks, not kinks. England has the Kinks, who are, not unexpectedly, dwelling on Lola. They also have Prince Charles, who, likewise, has Camilla Parker Bowles. It is unclear whether she is more like Lola or armor.
  2. Aluminum Man was too long, so, despite the heavy metal, Tony Stark chose Iron Man as his trumped up moniker. His justification for not wearing a standard super-suit was that Spider-Man and Superman were too close to cross-dressers for his comfort.
  3. Truth be told implies the speaker considered lying.

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