August 26, 2008

Timeless, Running Naked, Drinking Cats

  1. 12:48 pm is before 3:12 pm. Always has been. Always will be.
  2. Buffering is not the act of dashing in the buff.
  3. Lions, Tigers and Bears is not the name of an alcoholic beverage produced by brewing and the fermentation of starches derived from cereals that also includes two large cats. Cats do not ferment well. Oh my.

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