January 04, 2009

Edgar Allan "Magnum" Poe vs Walt "The Punk" Whitman, Daylight, Finding Money

  1. Edgar Allan Poe never stared down Walt Whitman in Oklahoma, with a loaded .44 Magnum, and said, "This is poetic justice, punk. You're going to be pushing leaves of grass from the dirt side. I'll read your crap... nevermore. Ha ha ha," before filling him full of lead. Could not have happened. Both men were dead by the time this gun was introduced in the 1950s.
  2. No matter how many daylight hours there are in July, summer days are brief.
  3. Not too many people are disappointed when they find a dollar just a-blowin' in the wind.

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