January 07, 2009

Happiness, BLT and Pizza, Fat and Your Momma

  1. If you want to have a happy life, quit being so unhappy about it.
  2. Pizza and a BLT are brothers. Celebrate family.
  3. Broken New Year's Resolutions are not why you are fat. Don't blame the FDA, the President or your momma. You are fat because you eat too much and exercise too little.

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