January 14, 2009

Horse Addressbooks, Store Walkabouts, Actors and Fibbers

  1. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make them change their e-mail addressbooks.
  2. When walking to the store, always know how to get home. Too many fathers leave for the store and never return. Apparently, they leave to get some manhood, and can't find it.
  3. Actors are people who pretend to be someone they are not, but everyone knows everyone is onto the game.

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