February 04, 2009

Pretzels, Nantucket Naughties, Socks in It

  1. Pretzels: proof that just because something is twisted doesn't mean it can't be made better with a little salt.
  2. There was no man from Nantucket. The man was a woman. And another thing... no bucket. Actually the whole thing it was based on was in Iowa, she was a milkmaid, and it was all just a story about her husband, Roy, who farmed corn and soy near Des Moines. That's all. It tells better the other way.
  3. Thankfully, the phrase is, "Put a sock in it." Too many other less attractive options.

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