May 15, 2009

Lampshade Action, Astronauts in Bikinis, Unhappy Violins

  1. What else can a lampshade do?
  2. The moon has sunny days. Still, an astronaut should remain fully clothed. Not yet bikini weather up there.
  3. "Is that a violin in that violin case, or are you just unhappy to see me?"
    -something overheard in a mob restaurant

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