January 13, 2010

Ed Asnerology, Sunny Iraq, Moonshined Tulips

  1. Sooner or later, a lot of balding, heavyset Caucasian men look like Ed Asner. Even more so if they have a Bronx accent.
  2. In Iraq, Colorado, Antarctica and even Paris, it is often sunny at noon. Sometimes, it is even sunny in Washington DC.
  3. Tip-toeing through tulips will no more help them sleep as a few belts of moonshine.

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