March 03, 2010

Everything's Ducky, Naked at a Costume Ball, Thinning Out

  1. I tried getting my ducks in a row. Oh, right, there's now a line of something where I had them standing. Great. Just great. Anyone have a mop handy?
  2. It is often said, "Enjoy life. This is not a dress rehearsal." If so, where are my pants?
  3. If I could have been like an actor, I would have liked to have been William Powell's Nick Charles in The Thin Man, based on the Dashiell Hammett book.

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