May 12, 2008

Faith and Truth, Existential Popcorn, A-Team's GPA

  1. See the truth. Believe the truth. Live the truth. If you live the truth you cannot see, then you are wiser than the simple-sighted.
  2. Popcorn is still popcorn unpopped.
  3. The A-Team's GPA is unknown.

May 11, 2008

Pork and Beans, Pickles, Libraries

  1. Pork and beans are versatile.
  2. Pickles are cucumbers, improved.
  3. Libraries exist, so I have read.

May 10, 2008

Time, Kwame Kilpatrick and Capt. James T Kirk, Hollywood Politicians

  1. Time is replaceable. Someone else, though, will get it. Sorry about that.
  2. Go where no man has gone before? Detroit, MI. Just ask Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick. He looked in the mirror, looking for a man. No such luck.
  3. Telephones are like Hollywood politicians. Lots of plastic, lots of phoning it in, and plenty of electronic interference.

May 09, 2008

Tell You Anything, Eternity, Herman's Hermits

  1. Anyone can tell you that anyone can tell you anything.
  2. Eternity is completely true and completely unprovable by scientists and theists, yet both believe in it.
  3. "I'm int0 something good," sang Peter Noone as the lead singer of 1960s British pop group "Herman's Hermits." Now he sings the same song at summerfests. Something good?

May 08, 2008

Blogs, Swimming, Sunny Days Without a Sun

  1. Do you know how this blog makes money? Keep my coffee budget alive.
  2. Swimming. Aren't we all?
  3. The difference between a sunny day and a cloudy day is not the lack of a sun.

May 07, 2008

Tornados, Pizza, St Louis Cardinals

  1. Tornados are the bane of peaceful days.
  2. Not all pizza is good.
  3. Just because you are happy doesn't mean the St Louis Cardinals will win.

May 06, 2008

News, Singing, Romance

  1. Just because you've read the news does not make you informed.
  2. Singing in the car will make you happier. The same is not always true for your passengers.
  3. Candles are not a prerequisite of romance. Mystery is.

May 05, 2008

Book Lover Mugs: Books are a friend which never imposes, but is always with you only slightly less intimately than God.

Books are a friend which never imposes, but is always with you only slightly less intimately than God. ~Brockeim.

Tipoe/s haPin mug (get it? Typos happen.)

Buy a mug today, and be drinking from it next week.

make custom gifts at Zazzle

Novels, Raisins, Elvis Presley

  1. Too many novels these days, in fact, are not novel.
  2. If you find a raisin in the sun, and take it into the shade, it will still be a raisin.
  3. Mac Davis, not McDavis, wrote the Elvis Presley hit, "In the Ghetto."

May 04, 2008

Old News, Sniffles, Uncle LeRoy's Coffee Food

  1. Nothing that's news is new. Same old, same old. Nothing new under the sun. Yet, no one calls it the Ten O'Clock Olds.
  2. Early morning sniffles? Could the dream you were having been sad?
  3. Coffee is not the food of the gods. Besides that there's only one god, this is a drink. Unless you make thick, like my Uncle LeRoy. However, I know my Uncle LeRoy. He's not God.

May 03, 2008

Entrepreneurs, Fred Flintsone, Toothaches

  1. Entrepreneur is a difficult word to pronounce, and more difficult to be.
  2. Yabbadabbado may also be spelled yabadabadoo.
  3. Toothaches. Mostly, it is the gums which ache, don't you think?

May 02, 2008

Quoting Simplicity, Dinosaurs, Falling Skies

  1. Most things quoted are things we already said in a plainer way.
  2. A man should not be riding the range on a dinosaur.
  3. When warned about the earth blowing up, ignore it. Ditto when calls that the sky is falling. If either happens, be concerned more about the day after.

May 01, 2008

JJ Walker, Heroes, Divorce

  1. Jimmy 'JJ' Walker never laid claim to Shakespearean acting skills.
  2. Heroes aren't born. They aren't made. They decide to move when the rest are sitting.
  3. Divorce is the choice made by at least one in the couple who never wanted to stay married in the first place.