March 31, 2009

Happy World, Divvied Housing, Absence of Thought

  1. The world needs more coffee.
    Happiness will follow.
  2. A house divvied up will not standy.
  3. "There's really nothing to it," the dolt said when explaining his thinking process.

March 30, 2009

Oily Bread, Drunken Master, Punked Out Twit

  1. Someday, bread will matter more than oil.
  2. I'm Bib Ing.
    Who are you?
  3. Who are you calling Twitter, punk? I'm on Facebook. Find me. Join me.

March 27, 2009

Smartacity, Sandman Best Not Cometh, Complacency

  1. Tenacity is not counting ten of something you have one of. Smartacity assures me of this.
  2. If you throw sand on me, I will not sleep more quickly.
  3. Choices are what we make when we have two or more options. Never choose complacency.

March 25, 2009

Mitt Romney, Cool Weather, Stationary E-mail

  1. Mitt Romney, alphabetized... eimmnortty.
  2. Cool weather chills fleas.
  3. Second pages of stationary are not needed in e-mail.

March 23, 2009

Mondays, Missing Wind, Ignoring Clouds

  1. Mondays are for other people.
  2. Where doesn't the wind blow?
  3. All days are sunny if you ignore the clouds.

March 17, 2009

Turbulence (or just happy?), Overrating Chocolate, Answering Eternally

  1. Turbulence... a fun word to say, but not to live through. Fasten your seatbelt when told to do so.
  2. Chocolate is overrated. I would be glad to take yours off your hands and save you from its inconvenience.
  3. Real answers take a long time. Some take an eternity.

March 16, 2009

Justifying Brockeim, Hyperactively Slacking, Sans Sense

  1. There are nights that I want to justify coffee, knowing it is too late to have caffeine. There are mornings, I need coffee to justify me.
  2. I have a Type A mind trapped in a Type B lifestyle.
  3. Lost... more than just a TV show. It is my state of mind on Mondays.

March 13, 2009

Wine and Coffee, Chewing, Lying

  1. Wine and coffee do not mix. However, be sure to have one without the other, and have plenty of both on hand when I come to call.
  2. Chew what you can.
  3. Nothing is worth lying about. You might not lose your soul, but your integrity might need some work.

March 12, 2009

Presidential Rain, Spring Joy, Platitudinal Truth

  1. Can you believe that it rains no matter who is president?
  2. Spring is here. Reflect this with joy.
  3. Platitudes are sometimes true.

March 04, 2009

Going Potty, Pessism, Malted Milk Balls

  1. Going potty in the wilderness... without a pot. Can it be done?
  2. If it is not one thing, it's another. What if it is neither?
  3. Malted milk balls are like cannon balls, only... OK, they aren't really. You can't eat a cannon ball.