- Two cats peeing on the carpet: They were told to tink outside of the box.
- Do practitioners of tai chi enjoy chai tea?
- Late is just one tiny, common letter away from latte. Anyone have a 't'?
July 31, 2009
July 30, 2009
Department Store Philosophy, Getting Shot, Tea Time
- Life is a department store. Lots to see, often overpriced, people chasing after inferior items, and too much gets returned after Christmas.
- Shot Advantage: Can be consumed quickly, and leaves room for breakfast.
- Coffee drinkers are unconcerned with tea times. Fore?
July 29, 2009
Nathan Hale's Lament, Bro(c)ke I'm, Duke of Earl
- My only regret is that I cannot drink coffee all day. - something Nathan Hale wished he would have said.
- I'm Bro(c)ke - Brockeim re-arranged (so check my ads)
- The world needs the Duke of Earl.
July 28, 2009
July 27, 2009
Dream Flavor, Pop Culture, Eco-Nonsense
- What flavor is coffee in your dreams?
- The term 'pop culture' is enculturated by those who deny being part of it.
- Modern children's eco-friendly machine: Bio-operated invisible, imaginary motorboat.
July 24, 2009
July 23, 2009
United We Stood, Energizer God, What A (Not So?) Beautiful World
- United we stand? I wish we still did. The fight is important.
- Coffee is God's gift to unenergetic people.
- If we lived everything we believed, would this world be scarier or more beautiful?
July 22, 2009
Sharkspeare, Brighten Days with a Dark Drink., Middle Ages
- Sharkspeare.. if a fish was the Bard.
- Coffee is dark, yet, when swallowed, it brightens our outlook on life. Go figure.
- The middle of the week is not necessarily the middle of the month.
July 21, 2009
July 20, 2009
July 17, 2009
July 16, 2009
July 15, 2009
Baby Ga Ga Rage, Free-Thinking?, Bass Pain
- Garage'? No, that's not the sociological term for babies who are seriously ticked off. That might be 'Crib Rage'.
- How often do we only like our free-thinking heroes when they agree with us?
- Fish hook stuck in a widemouth? Pain the bass.
July 14, 2009
July 13, 2009
July 10, 2009
Barista Tipping, Nothing to Sneeze At, Big City Blues
- Have you thanked your barista lately? Tip generously.
- A good sneeze is worth a thousand... well, not a thousand of anything.
- All big cities were once small towns. Wouldn't it be nice if some still were?
July 09, 2009
Boxed In Before the Coffin, Nothing New Under the Sun, Toothaches
- Much of life is lived in a box. Those who live outside of the box only moved to a different box. Then we die, and our bodies are put into another box.
- Originality is a myth.
- Toothaches. There is nothing in that which says, "Good time tonight."
July 08, 2009
Tim Leary's TV, Rock Life, Mowing Down the Lawn
- "Tune in, turn on, drop out..."
Timothy Leary, trying to explain why he tossed his TV out the window while still plugged in. - The music group Reunion sang, "Life is a rock." Paul Simon sang, "I am a rock." Both were rock singers. I see a pattern.
- Lawnmowers mow lawns... not much else.
July 07, 2009
Ketchup, Limerick Limericks, Replacing the Internet
- Sometimes, there really is enough ketchup.
- Know any limericks about limericks, or about a man from Limerick?
- If the newspapers are being replaced by the internet, what will replace the internet?
July 06, 2009
July 03, 2009
Patriots, Full of Sh..t, Trajectory
- Today is more than a day off to spend as you like. You can spend as you like because of what today represents.
- If I eat lots of sheet cake, does this mean I am full of sheet?
- Trajectory only implies potential.
July 02, 2009
Faith, Hunger, Cataloupe
- There are four kinds of people regarding faith: Those who have it and admit it. Those who don't have it and admit it. Those who have it and don't admit it. Those who don't have it and don't admit it.
- Hunger shows up 40,700,000 times in Google.
- Kiss a cantaloupe today, just so you can say you did.
July 01, 2009
Day Noir, Freedom, Shaded Sunglasses
- Today began like any other day... unassuming, quiet, the sort of day that has the sun rising in the east. And this day started as all days should start... with a cup of coffee.
- In America, July 1 gets shorted as we think of July 4, reminding us of what we wish all Mankind could celebrate: Freedom.
- Shades and sunglasses are the same thing. Strange, isn't it?
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