August 28, 2009

Dry Humor, Giving in August, Fridays

  1. If you are dry, drink.
  2. What gives? Not me, not often enough. Send a few bucks to the local food pantry. Not sure where one is? Call almost any church.
  3. Fridays aren't a big deal to those who love their jobs.

August 27, 2009

Question Everything, Listening, Forgetting

  1. Question everything, and do not be afraid to admit you know the answer.
  2. If you listen hard enough... you might not hear anything.
  3. One thing that is often forgotten...

August 26, 2009

Cynical Toothaches, Meteor Days, Pilate's Truth

  1. Toothaches are like cynics. A good shot of whiskey is needed to ease the pain, but to eradicate the source, extraction is needed.
  2. Days pass like meteors which have slowed enough to see, but not enough to catch.
  3. "What's truth," asked Pilate. And look how that turned out.

August 24, 2009

I Love You, Sweeter Winter, Salvation of the World

  1. I love you, Caffeine. You are there for me when I'm down, and because of you, I never am.
  2. Winter is sweeter because autumn eases us in.
  3. There are those who talk about saving the world, and there are those saving the world.

August 20, 2009

Defining Ourselves, Beautiful Livers, Stir Your Heart

  1. When we define ourselves, we are creating a box we are unwilling to think outside of.
  2. We say beauty is only skin deep, that we want something more rich, deeper. What if we looked at a woman's liver to decide if she's beautiful?
  3. Stir your coffee.

August 14, 2009

Readiness, Life, Skipped Life

  1. Getting somewhere early is less important than be ready when you get there.
  2. Pouring out your life cannot compare to pouring your life into something.
  3. Life sometimes skips a day... or two.

August 10, 2009

Decaffing, Mondays in Hell, Bird's Eye View

  1. Decaf... to take caffeine from coffee. Recaf... my second cup.
  2. In Hell, there are no Tuesdays. Lots of Mondays, but no Tuesdays.
  3. A bird's eye view is not coveted on Thanksgiving if you are a turkey.

August 07, 2009

Beep-Beep, Oh Boy, Lazy People

  1. The Road Runner was not a steak eater. Probably not a lot of chicken either.
  2. I read the news today. Oh boy. I should have read a paperback.
  3. Coffee... giving lazy people energy everywhere. (buy this on a mug or t-shirt... great coffeehouse item)

August 06, 2009

Nonsense Prevails, Empty Mind, Named Brock?

  1. There is more nonsense in this world than we admit. Embrace the insanity. Read this blog more often.
  2. I emptied my mind. Can't you tell?
  3. Are you named Brock? Join the revolution.

August 05, 2009

Afternoon Delight, Charlie Chaplin, Tomorrow

  1. Few things are as tasty as a mid-day espresso.
  2. Charlie Chaplin. That's all. Charlie Chaplin. Lots said in those two words.
  3. What's yesterday got that tomorrow's missing?

August 04, 2009

Cheerio, Chips, Blazing Heat

  1. Which milk properly accompanies Cheerios?
  2. Potato chips are the source of much joy.
  3. Hot as blazes? No, probably not.

August 03, 2009

Pessimism, Hemp, Nonsense

  1. Pessimism is like, ah, who cares. No one reads these anyway.
  2. I got off my high horse. How it go in the hemp field I'll never know.
  3. Nonsense is the sort of thing that tends to matter than it should. Expect here. Here it matters... a lot.
Have you read my reviews? They are nothing like my nonsense.