December 31, 2009

Ending It All, Romance, 43

  1. Everything ends. Get things right in 2010. No, I don't mean call Dr. Kevorkian's Death on Demand.
  2. Romance - completely organic mood-altering drug. Get doped up in 2010.
  3. Upon further calculation, try 43. Somehow we lost one in the move. Nothing to do with 2010 here.

December 30, 2009

SuperConnection, Wallaby Power, Not Worth It

  1. Are Jimmy Olsen and Ross Geller the same person?
  2. Never underestimate a wallaby.
  3. High maintenance. Not all artists, all models, all wealthy gals. Most recently built Jaguars.

December 29, 2009

Puppy Happiness, 20,000, Clouded Coffee

  1. Is happiness really a warm puppy? Did Charles Schulz research this assertion?
  2. Anything over 20,000 should be a good score. Someone needs to look into this.
  3. What if the song was really about him, and the problem was really hers? Vanity is sometimes enlivened by coffee, with, or without, clouds.

December 28, 2009

Dreamt Realities, Bowing and Presenting, Lemons That Are Lemons

  1. Some dreams are memories as sweet as their simple reality. Long drives, shared coffee, conversations outside cafes...Enjoy the little things in 2010.
  2. Not all presents have bows.
  3. When the world gives you lemons... sometimes more than the car is sour.

December 24, 2009

Wounding Time, Missle-Toe, Bicameral

  1. Time does not heal all wounds. Whoever said that never had a broken heart.
  2. Mistletoe: turns out it is semi-parasitic. Figures. It grows all-year round, vigorously in Brockeimia.
  3. Bicameral is not the controversy involving gender vagaries among photographers.

December 23, 2009

Pre-pre Christmas Silence, Momma Does Know, What's Up Chuck?

  1. Twas the night before the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring... because they were all at the mall.
  2. Momma never said there would be days like this? Sure she did. Weren't you listening?
  3. Whatever Chuck says is fine be me.

December 22, 2009

Tipping Coffee, Chess Cafe?, Toweling Off a Chill

  1. Coffee tip - change up your bean selection every few weeks to keep favorite roast tasting as you like.
  2. When a chess player knows he has been beat, that it is just a matter of moves, he tips his king as to say, "You are the better player, I can see this. We will play again." There is no such comparison with coffee.
  3. Solution for a chilly day? Towels pulled straight from the drier.

December 15, 2009

Twaining Families Never Meeting, Vigorous Vimming, Ides of December

  1. "Never the twain shall meet" is not a reference to a curse affirming why Mark Twain never partook in a family reunion.
  2. You've got your vigor without your vim, but where's your vim without your vigor?
  3. These ides of December are no great thrill either. March, at least, is warmer.

December 14, 2009

Mornings About, Helen's Hand Basket, Blessed Mondays

  1. What about mornings?
  2. Why Helen was in a hand basket, I'll never know.
  3. Fridays are blessed, but so are Mondays.

December 08, 2009

Hounds of Brockeimia, Snow God, Peace Has no Chance

  1. Just once, I'd like to say, "Release the hounds," with due cause.
  2. Snow is God reminding who is in charge.
  3. Peace won't get a chance so long as people believe their rights are more important than yours.

December 04, 2009

Taste and See, Contenderizing, Monday's Selfish (Pass the Coffee)

  1. Tasting is part of seeing.
  2. No, you could not have been a contender.
  3. Coffee isn't just for Monday morning.

December 03, 2009

Nursery rhyme truth 18: (Rumplestilskin's Resume), Top Seven,

  1. Nursery rhyme truth 18: What was Rumplestilskin's usual job? Did he have references?
  2. Thursday is in the top seven days of the week.
  3. Consider the boll weevil's finer points.

December 02, 2009

Coffee Solvent, Golden Sands, Headaches

  1. Coffee solves everything.
  2. When people in the arid parts of the world envy their neighbor's home, do they say the sand looks golder on the other side of the fence?
  3. Headaches are overrated.