March 31, 2010

Woody for Who? Prelude to a Kiss, Book 'Em Dano

  1. Life is like a Woody Allen movie. OK, OK, it isn't, but I feel more intellectual and urbane when I say it is.
  2. There are ten seconds before every first kiss worth remembering.
  3. Did Dano ever write a book, as assigned by McGarrett?

Hawaii Five-O - The Complete First Season

    March 30, 2010

    Belly Up and Out, Feels Like the First Time, Did You Read That?

    1. In 20 years, these will be the good old days. Quit your bellyaching. Life is better than you think.
    2. Never forget the first time your lips met a cup of coffee.
    3. Books don't read themselves. 

    Foreigner... Feels Like The First Time

    March 29, 2010

    Flashing Jack, Sadly Drinking, Spell Checked

    Jumpin' Jack Flash
    1. Pop Music Truth: Do we know who Jumpin' Jack flashed?
    2. There is something sad about the last sip of coffee each day. I know there is more tomorrow, but it will need to patiently wait.
    3. Spell checking Brockeim? The suggested proper spellings are:
      (A brickie is a bricklayer, I learned. Used informally in Britain.)

    Jumpin' Jack Flash - Rolling Stones
    excellent live in studio version

    March 26, 2010

    Lifting a Lugie, Nursery Rhyme Truth: Water Jacking, Unread and Avoided

    Doogie Howser, M.D. - Season One
    1. His name isn't Loogie Howser. And no, coughing it up won't make him go away.
    2. Nursery Rhyme Truth: Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water. Two people, one pail. Not only were they inefficient, but they never got the job done. Chicago union?
    3. Of all the books you have never read that you know you need to read, which is it and what stops you?

    The Magic Loogie (Seinfeld)

    March 25, 2010

    Blackening the Pot, Not Bon Mot, Momma's Nights?

    Aroma AWK-115S Hot H20 X-Press 1-1/2-Liter Cordless Water Kettle
    1. Has the kettle ever called the pot black?
    2. Bon mot. Just not a term I like. Makes what I do sound... what's the word?
    3. There are days momma said to be aware of. She gave no warning per the nights.

      Eat more Bissinger's Bon Bons.

    Paint It Black - Rolling Stones from Hot Rocks 1964-1971(DSD Remastered)

    March 22, 2010

    Ignorant Historian, Nano Nano, Kneading a Joke

    Mork & Mindy - The Complete First Season
    1. I love that we are making history. I have no idea what the consequences will be, but history still it is. Ignorance, after all, is bliss... until, I don't know.
    2. Will aliens from outer space really say, "Greetings, Earthlings"?
    3. ...Am wishing I knew some jokes about bread.

    Sanford and Son - Lamont Sanford finds out there is no job support then, either.

    Sanford and Son Intro

    March 19, 2010

    Life Takes Tongue Lashing, Secondly Speaking, Sour Songs

    1. Tasting is not the same as seeing, nor vice versa. Very worthy to mix the two, I hear. Give it a try.  It comes from a highly recommended source.
    2. Is it time for my second cup yet?
    3. Few things are as sour as knowing it is their song, too...

      Taste (The Five Senses)

    March 17, 2010

    Boo Who?, Pictures for Brockeim, Rolling and Tumbling

    1. Why do we need a dog named Boo?
    2. Irish up your coffee and send me a pic. I'll post some on my coffee blog or in my coffee klatch
    3. No, "holy roller" is not a term for high quality rolling paper. It is a popular hate phrase used to insult people of faith.

    Me and You and a Dog Named Boo by Lobo.

    March 15, 2010

    Safety First, Alice Again (But Not), Cutting

    Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore - Movie Poster - 11 x 17
    1. Drive safe. You slept less than usual. The drive home will be difficult too.
    2. If Alice doesn't live here anymore, who are you?
    3. Papercuts are the reason we don't have world peace. They make a person really grumpy.

    March 12, 2010

    Let Freedom Load, Yogi Knows, Frozen Waste

    1. Freeloaders do not load for free.
    2. Picnic season is among us. Get out there. Pick your nics.
    3. If you ask an eskimo for an Eskimo Pie... well, don't.

    Yogi Bear - Papa Bear (picnic episode)

    March 11, 2010

    Lennon's Marks, Got Gone Git, Oops I Did It Again

    1. John Lennon sang, "All we are saying is give peace a chance." If that's all he sang, he would have been very dull. 
    2. You don't know what you've got til it's gone? Where did it go is my question. Who's got it now?
    3. Three words I loathe to utter... "Did I really?" Too often, those are followed by, "Uh oh..."

    Britney Spears - Oops!...I Did It Again

    March 10, 2010

    Over-the-top (and not even close to the woods), Docs, More Docs

    1. Overrating things in underrated. Hyperboles rule.
    2. Can a doctor doctor up something?
    3. Bugs doesn't bug me the way insects do. What's up doc?

    Bugs Bunny funny moments

    March 09, 2010

    Ending Up, Fatalistic Hope, Egging Things On

    1. When it is all over, then what? What counts as all over?
    2. Terrible things can happen to those who wait. Remember that too.
    3. The word 'excellent' sounds a like 'egg salad.' That is a lot of pressure for a salad.

    The End by the Doors

    March 08, 2010

    Cantalouping, Sneezing. Caviar (But No Cigarettes)

    1. I've yet to crave cantaloupe, but coffee and I crave each other daily.
    2. Sneeze and live.
    3. What are your favorites tastes while drinking coffee? That is, do you enjoy eating chocolate, biscotti, caviar?

    March 04, 2010

    Drunken Searches, Bilbo Baggage, Misnomering Doggies

    1. No, I don't have your lost shaker of salt.
    2. Why would anyone ever name their son, 'Bilbo'?
    3. Lapdogs... not fast runners or swimmers?

    March 03, 2010

    Everything's Ducky, Naked at a Costume Ball, Thinning Out

    1. I tried getting my ducks in a row. Oh, right, there's now a line of something where I had them standing. Great. Just great. Anyone have a mop handy?
    2. It is often said, "Enjoy life. This is not a dress rehearsal." If so, where are my pants?
    3. If I could have been like an actor, I would have liked to have been William Powell's Nick Charles in The Thin Man, based on the Dashiell Hammett book.