July 30, 2010

Viss iss (a dude?), DUIing, Sunny and Overcast

  1. Just because you can say 'vicissitude' lyrically doesn't make it a good thing.
  2. Even coffee can be distract you while you drive. All that, "Oh baby, that's so good," can be like driving drunk. Be careful out there.
  3. Always appreciate overcast days. Underrated lovers of ordinary moments, a good overcast day can be quiet, museful, worthy of smiles. 

July 29, 2010

Fartsy Artsy?, IQ Juice, Introspection Rejection

    Art: Over 2,500 Works from Cave to Contemporary
  1. Is your art bring others down? Got a pain in your aesthetic?
  2. Brilliant people read my blog. Good for you all, and by reading, you are getting smarter every day.
  3. I asked myself an important question. Said I'll get back to myself. I'm still waiting.
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July 28, 2010

Not Seven Miles High, Area 1963, Iota Gone

    Elv1s 30 #1 Hits
  1. 750 feet above sea level today. You?
  2. Castro. Pope Paul VI. Kennedy. Elvis' song "(You're the) Devil in Disguise". A lot happened in 1963. That's all I'm saying.
  3. Looking to add .01 of efficiency to my day. Oh no. I posted this. Efficiency gone.

(You're the) Devil in Disguise Elvis Presley

July 27, 2010

July 26, 2010

Moths (Baby), Fishing For What, Souping Earth

    Chicken Soup for the Preteen Soul - 101 Stories of Changes, Choices
  1. Is there a world where moth balls are an aphrodisiac?
  2. Fishing? For fish?
  3. Can chicken soup save the planet?

July 23, 2010

Got It, Matzo Ball Lifestyle, Mama Said

  1. Someone asked if I get it. What am I missing? I have it all.
  2. Life is like a matzo ball. I'm not sure how, but I think it could be.
  3. Mama said if you can't say something nice about someone... no, she didn't say write nasty things on Twitter. 
 Cooking Jewish: 532 Great Recipes from the Rabinowitz Family

July 22, 2010

The 'Za 'Za Brotherhood, Watch Your Airspace, Shakespearean Typing Lesson

  1. Blessed are the pizza makers, for they will be called sons of Tom.
  2. Dead birds don't retweet. Fly carefully.
  3. Monkeys type faster than I do. 32,241 words in Hamlet. How long would it take you to type it? 

 Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing Deluxe 20
 American Eats: Pizza
 Hamlet (2009)
 Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (Full Screen)

 Mel Gibson's To Be or Not To Be speech in 1990's Hamlet

July 21, 2010

Jedidiah's Name, Wolfy, I Never Would Have Guessed

    Twilight (Two-Disc Special Edition)
  1. What if Jed Clampett's name was Herbert?
    This is the story of man named Herb. A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family...
  2. If werewolves transform when there is a full moon, what if there's a waning crescent moon? Maybe a little scruffy beard?
  3. Cappuccino. Nothing about the word says to me espresso and steamed milk, but, there it is.
Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs - "The Ballad Of Jed Clampett" video (original, complete)

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Twilight (Two-Disc Special Edition)

July 20, 2010

Birthing Stones, Join the Band, Tinkletown

    Star Trek (Single-Disc Edition)
  1. There are two kinds of people. Those who know their birthstones, and those who don't.
  2. No one should be proud of joining the bandwagon... except for actual cowboys and their families in the 1800s.
  3. I have boldly gone where no man has gone before. Incidentally, they should put more restrooms up in the woods. 
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July 19, 2010

10, The Good Life, This is the Day

  1. The Ten Commandments (50th Anniversary Collection)Tablets of Stone... Early iPad used by God. No carbon footprint in its production.
  2. Go ahead, tell me again what you have a right to complain about?
  3. Few days are more beautiful than these 24 hours.

July 16, 2010

Reality Always Wins, Buck Starts Here, Horsing Around

  1. There's nothing like the real thing. What's that?
  2. The last time you spent a dollar coin was...
  3. Lascaux.... cavemen trying to avoid subscribing to the Cartoon Network. 
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    The Authority Song
    - John Mellencamp

    July 15, 2010

    Whacking Day, Frankly Speaking, Positively Spam

      Hasbro Whac-A-Mole Game
    1. Some day, even Whac-a-Moles retire. Or do they just fade away?
    2. Josef Frank. Just for today, Google has invited the world to pretend they heard of him. Looks a lot like my artist friend, Craig.
    3. What if spammers sent truthful information?  
    Hasbro Whac-A-Mole Game

      July 14, 2010

      Jazzed Blues, Not Me, Word Issue

      1. Someone said of a great jazz musician, "Man, he's got chops." PETA protested.
      2. I'm always who I'd least suspect. I think it was someone else.
      3. Who invented word problems?

      July 13, 2010

      Cheers, Castling Sans Chess, Knock-knock

        The Princess Bride (20th Anniversary Edition)
      1. Three cheers for someone. Be encouraging.
      2. I'm undecided. There are too many castles, or, not enough. Romance in the midst of too many who are living without homes.
      3. No, it doesn't say, "Knock, and you shall run from the door as it is opened to you."
      The Princess Bride (20th Anniversary Edition)

      July 12, 2010

      Smooching Spines, Never Forget Your First, Days Off

        A Porcupine Named Fluffy
      1. There is no good which can come from kissing a porcupine.
      2. Do you remember your first... cup of coffee?
      3. For retired and unemployed people, which days count as the weekend? 
      A Porcupine Named Fluffy

      July 09, 2010

      T-Rex, Necking, Rolling Stones Gather No...

        Jump Back: The Best of the Rolling Stones 1971-1993
      1. Tyrannosaurus rex. A king without a throne.
      2. Are giraffes charming?
      3. Mick Jagger sings, "You can't always get what you want. You get what you need." If that were only so... there is a homeless, hungry guy somewhere who knows it isn't. Stop by a shelter this weekend with $100 check. Or look at those in your life. A single mom might need your help. 

      Singalong without Mick. Karaoke version with lyrics.

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      July 08, 2010

      Vocal Piracy, Skulls and Duggers, Molly's Hatched

        Molly Hatchet - Greatest Hits [Expanded]
      1. Just what do pirates do on "Talk Like a Pirate Day"?
      2. Skulduggery. No skulls. No digging.
      3. Mollify? I hope so. Wait, what does that mean again? No? Molly is not involved? 
       Molly Hatchet - Greatest Hits [Expanded]