August 31, 2010

Be More Than Audacious, Some Like It Hot, Pig's Blanket

    Thermos Nissan 34-Ounce Vacuum Insulated Stainless-Steel Gourmet Coffee Press
  1. Hope.
  2. Few things are as remarkable as those things which keep coffee hot.
  3. Bacon is beautiful. The pig would prefer he wear it.
Thermos Nissan 34-Ounce Vacuum Insulated Stainless-Steel Gourmet Coffee Press

August 30, 2010

Drunk in the Spirits, What About my Bottom?, No Respect

Rodney Dangerfield - The Ultimate No Respect Collection
  1. "No, Billy, that is grape juice.
    We are not doing shots for the Lord."
  2. My life is like my coffee. Full, bottomless, pleasurable in all ways.
  3. Mondays are the Rodney Dangerfield of days. 
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August 27, 2010

Romeos, Shudder My Udder, Ladies of the Night

    Romeo & Juliet
  1. To all the Romeos, to all the Juliets... may you never be found.
  2. Shudder and udder. Too often paired rhymes.
  3. Drinking gas station coffee isn't like a five buck hooker. 
Romeo & Juliet  (Zeffirelli)

August 26, 2010

Fashionably Whatever, You Suck (That Was Easy), Not in My Bar You Won't

  1. Better late than yesterday.
  2. Insults are easy. Compliments are hard. Take the road less traveled.
  3. I try to avoid conversations that sum up with phrases beginning "Ergo..."

August 25, 2010

Nappy, Booky, Loudy

    Cat Napping Art Poster Print by Aline Gauthier, 16x8
  1. Naps can change the world.
  2. Every day is share your favorite book day. Share your favorite book with a friend.
  3. Turn it up. Turn everything up.
Cat Napping Art Poster Print by Aline Gauthier, 16x8

    August 24, 2010

    Hocus Pocus, Ribbit, Oh Yeah?

    1. Start the day on the wrong foot... The Hokey Pokey gone awry?
    2. There is no parking area called a toad zone.
    3. "I'm a progressive," is #18 on the Pointless Phrase Index. (For the record, so is, "I'm not a progressive.")

    The Harry Potter Hokey Pokey


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    August 23, 2010

    Bulletproof (Not Soundproof), Buzzy, Amazing

      Magic Bullet Suppository (Box) Packs Per Box 100
    1. Quiet soldiers without bullets...
    2. The charge of sugar and caffeine, pillowed in the delicately bold elixir of coffee... this is Monday morning at her best.
    3. I am amazed at how many ways there are at getting it done. 
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    August 20, 2010

    Presearch, Carefully, Fire Burn and Caldron Bubble

      Macbeth (The Annotated Shakespeare)
    1. Life before Google... there was, wasn't there?
    2. "How are you?" is #19 on the Pointless Phrase Index... unless you care to know.
    3. Seething... I hope I never am, though properly salted, if the cannibal must. 
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      August 19, 2010

      Not Double Ds, Death Munch, Rain Dropping

        Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
      1. 3D glasses do not work with eyes closed. 4D? Maybe. 5D? Absolutely.
      2. Much of our food is dead something.
      3. Have you ever seen the rain? Well, have you?

      August 18, 2010

      Otherology, What is Tooth?, Passionately Passive

        The Excruciating History of Dentistry: Toothsome Tales & Oral Oddities from Babylon to Braces
      1. Don't be that one guy. Be the other guy.
      2. Someone told me the other day what the meaning of life was, that there was none. Then he said was an optimist. Or was that an orthodontist?
      3. "I passionately believe (fill in the blank)," is #13 on the Pointless Phrase Index. If you have to tell me you are passionate about it, I probably don't see you doing much about it. 
      The Excruciating History of Dentistry: Toothsome Tales & Oral Oddities from Babylon to Braces

      August 17, 2010

      Twice as Holy, Power of Orange, Giggling

        Robin Williams - Live on Broadway
      1. Baptized twice? Double dipper.
      2. If it rhymes with orange, it probably is an orange.
      3. Laugh at the world, and you laugh alone. Laugh with the world, and you have a friend.
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      August 13, 2010

      Guilty (With Prejudice), Seeya, 3/4

      1. "Your kind" is 99% of the time used by people who are prejudiced. Hey, don't look at me, your kind says that sort of thing all the time.
      2. "See you later," is #22 on the Pointless Phrase Index.
      3. Three out of four doctors surveyed say breathing is important for living. So do the remaining 25%. Now, take a deep breath. It will be a good day to be alive.

      August 12, 2010

      Near a Tiv, Forced Bussing, Over My Head

        Wheels on the Bus (Raffi Songs to Read)
      1. "That is his narrative," is #38 on the Pointless Phrase Index.
      2. The wheels on the bus go which way?
      3. Few things bother me more when someone misses the obvious... especially since that someone typically is me.
      Wheels on the Bus (Raffi Songs to Read)

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      August 11, 2010

      Cat Power, Sure You Should, Pointedly Lost

        What the Cat Dragged In (Jacques and Cleo, Cat Detectives, No. 1)
      1. No, I don't want to see what the cat dragged in. Tell it to bring it back.
      2. "You shouldn't have," is #20 on the Pointless Phrase Index.
      3. I was told how easy it is to get from Point A to Point B, but neither B, nor A, are on my map. 
      The Greatest Cat Power hits CD

      August 10, 2010

      Steven Slater's Opposite, B-Side Hits, Troubling Words

        Hits & B-Sides
      1. There are classy ways of leaving a job you are tired of, and then there is the Steven Slater method.
      2. Much of life is the b-side of a record... delicious, hidden, unexpectedly ordinary.
      3. "It's no trouble, really," is #24 on the Pointless Phrase Index.  
      Hits & B-Sides(Prince) 

      August 09, 2010

      Beauty and U, You Did, Bad Coffee

        Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America
      1. Beatty? Beauty? It is all about u, Warren. 
      2. "You don't say" is #12 on the Pointless Phrase Index.
      3. Bad coffee isn't like bad pizza, or bad anything else.

      August 06, 2010

      Mary Mary (Whisper To Me Mama), Reorg Plan, Do This (Don't Do That)

      Let It Be (Remastered)
      1. This blog? I am writing words of wisdom without the help of Mother Mary. I'd whisper them, but who would hear them?
      2. So much of work is just moving things from here to there. Oil leaves the ground, and goes into a car. Paint leaves a can and goes onto my wall. Coffee beans leave South America or Africa and go into my mug.
      3. What if people actually did what self-help books suggest?

      Let It Be - Beatles


      The Beatles Stereo Box Set
      The Beatles Stereo Box Set

      August 05, 2010

      Sing Along With Al, Morning Interuptus, Let's Get It On (The Coffeetable)

      1. The Jazz Singer (Three-Disc Deluxe Edition)The radio version of "The Jazz Singer" isn't working for me.
      2. 9:49 am and I have yet to have coffee. What time did you start the day?
      3. Say this three times (once each to three different people), "Let's get coffee this week." 
      The Jazz Singer (Three-Disc Deluxe Edition)

      Marvin Gaye - Let's Get It On (Live video, watch it and then tell me Marvin Gaye isn't sexy)