November 30, 2010

Nosmo King's Cousin, Kissing the Veg, Liquid Dirt

    Experience Hendrix: The Best Of Jimi Hendrix
  1. This is a no smoting zone.
  2. What Jimi Hendrix wanted to kiss a radish instead of the sky? 'Scuze me?
  3. I do not believe in bad coffee. I do believe in dirt pretending to be coffee.

Purple Haze

November 29, 2010

Wanna Cyber?, Frank's Golden Mir?, In The Beginning

    Certified Diamond (Round, Excellent cut, 6.08 carats, G color, VS2 clarity)
  1. Cyber Monday sounds like an activity that I don't want to know about. See http://brockeim.com
  2. Whenever you buy a Christmas gift, ask yourself, "Does He have enough frankincense, gold and myrrh already?"
  3. Few things overwhelm a scientist more than the scientific question, "What happened before that?" 
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November 25, 2010

Charlie Brown Isn't The Only One Celebrating

A Charlie Brown ThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving. My bounty is unimaginably full. I hope yours is too. I thank the God who made it all, and those around me I love.

A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

November 24, 2010

Forget-me-nots, Is It Broke?, Alphabetting

    Melissa & Doug Magnetic Wooden Alphabet
  1. There is so much I keep trying to forget, but I can't remember what it is.
  2. Don't complain about what's wrong. Do what's right.
  3. There are 26 letters in the English language alphabet. Much of writing is spent rearranging them. 

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Melissa & Doug Magnetic Wooden Alphabet
Melissa & Doug Upper & Lower Case Alphabet
Alphabet (Paula Wiseman Books)
LeapFrog Fridge Phonics Magnetic Alphabet Set - Styles May Vary

November 23, 2010

Number Rhymes, Tea Coffee, Are You My Mama?

    Numi Tea Bamboo Flowering Tea Gift Set
  1. Is there a word to rhyme with each number?
  2. There is such a thing as bad coffee. So weak, it looks like tea.
  3. "I'm proud of you." Four words parents would do well to say more often to their children. 
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Numi Tea Bamboo Flowering Tea Gift Set
108-ct. Ceylon Tea Chest
Twinings Variety Pack of Four Flavors, Tea Bags, 20-Count Boxes (Pack of 6)

November 22, 2010

November 19, 2010

It Was 200 Years Ago Today, Love and Coffee, Paper or Plastic?

The Girl in the Cafe
  1. Fridays were less celebrated 200 years ago.
  2. Cafes are like lovers. Kiss them generously lest they go away.
  3. Charge... there's a complicated word.
The Girl in the Cafe

November 18, 2010

Alice is Wondering, Ha Ha World, Be Big

  1. Alice In WonderlandBeware the Jabberwock? Is this, like, one of those anti-Muslim things? What did Jon Stewart say? Lewis Carroll was a racist.
  2. Who is your favorite all-time humorist? Count no one who was not in the public eye 20 years ago.
  3. Never be intimidated. 

November 17, 2010

Witch's Brew?, In the Center Ring the Carnie Cafe, Ant Magnification

    Horror Blood - Gory Fake Blood That Looks Real!
  1. My blood has never curdled, boiled, or been sipped. I expect nothing good to come if it does.
  2. Two professions attract me. Cafe owner and traveling carnival owner. Ringmaster at a circus too.
  3. Do not underestimate ants.  

November 16, 2010

Sufferin' Succotash, Mooning the Deep, Curb Your Cynicism

    Blue Moon
  1. I don't think there is succotash in Hell.
  2. Occasionally, consider singing in a deep, deep voice just to know you can. Come on, let's hear a good, "Blue Moon."
  3. Avoid cynicism this holiday season, and, instead, live like there is joy to the world. 

Blue Moon - The Marcels-1961

November 15, 2010

Horse Cents, Gotta Like It Like It Like, Shut Up and Get Wise

    Decision Points
  1. If you fall off the horse... get a different horse.
  2. Little things. Big things. Appreciate life.
  3. To learn, to listen, to know, to speak... 
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