December 31, 2010

Horse 1, Horse 2, Horse 3

    Western Pleasure Trail Saddle Set
  1. If you are a horse, tomorrow's probably your birthday.
  2. If you are reading this, you probably aren't a horse.
  3. Horses cannot hold a coffee mug. No thumbs. They need thumbs.  
Western Pleasure Trail Saddle Set

December 30, 2010

Lousy Limerick, Knitted Numbers, Polite Lies

    Sid & Nancy
  1. I knew an old lady in Venice,
    along on her way to do penance.
    Seems what she did
    with a fella named Sid
    had quite little to do with tennis.
  2. A stitch in time? What needs to be done when the numbers fall off a quilted clock.
  3. "Charmed, I'm sure." What if I'm not?  
Sid & Nancy

December 29, 2010

Daily Repeat, Substance, Five Buck Happiness

    Sunrise, Sunset
  1. Long range forecast: sunrise, sunset, then rinse, wash, repeat.
  2. The absence of a vacuum? Something or other.
  3. Surprise the person behind you at the cafe. Buy their drink. It will cost you less than $5.00 to change their day.  

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December 24, 2010

No Nonense Christmas

Merry Christmas.

In Brockeimia, today (including tomorrow) is not a holiday, but a holy day. Whether Jesus Christ's birthday was actually December 25 or not is of no consequence to me. That He was born, and died, and rose from the dead is everything.

However you see Christmas, I hope it is a happy, joyful day.

December 23, 2010

Jive Talking, Big Day, Feathered Speech

    Ain't Nothin' Like Christmas
  1. I tried talking out of both sides of my mouth. I fell down.
  2. Christmas isn't a holiday... only.
  3. Birds of a feather... wait, what kind of phrase is that? We know the cliche and its meaning, but what? 
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December 22, 2010

Remember the Walla, Ber-Ger, I Stink Therefore I Am

    Aurora Plush Sachet Skunk Flopsie - 12"
  1. What if the big fight at the Alamo was actually fought in Walla Walla, Washington? Remember the Walla Walla?
  2. Burger. Fun to say that with the voice of a four year-old Canadian boy who is presently living near New York City.
  3. Skunk. Must be tough being a creature which has plenty of cute, and not much else. 
Aurora Plush Sachet Skunk Flopsie - 12"
Welcome to the World of Skunks (Welcome to the World Series)
Skunk Dice Game
Skunks (Kids Can Press Wildlife Series)

December 20, 2010

Suck Up, Naughty Chats, Taste and See

    The Beatles Stereo Box Set
  1. "I've got to get you into my life" - The Beatles expressing their codependency
  2. Chatroulette. How can't I giggle, in a Benny Hill kind of way?
  3. There is a world out there which needs to be tasted.

December 15, 2010

Complexified, Broken Coffee, Smiling High

    Children Of The Sun
  1. Because sometimes, it is that complicated.
  2. If no one drinks coffee, what exactly is going on during a coffee break?
  3. The sun rose once again today. Smile back at it. 
Howl at the Moon
Children Of The Sun

Billy Thorpe - Children Of The Sun (separate your speakers or put on your headphones)

December 14, 2010

Too Hopeful, Johnny's Dinner, Tipping Points

    New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer
  1. I hoped I would be a good cynic, then I realized I couldn't be.
  2. John the Baptist was not a vegan.
  3. Tip your barista before he or she fulfills your order.

December 13, 2010

Let 'Er Rip, Snow Day?, NO CNO

    The City Of New Orleans (Original Version)
  1. You can let one rip without giving a rip.
  2. Weather is not decided by referendum, so chill out.
  3. I'm not the City of New Orleans

December 10, 2010

Bobby's Spork, Practicing Safe Six, Gouda Gouda Gouda

Happiness is a Warm Puppy (Peanuts)
  1. What if Robert Frost saw a spork in the road? Would he take the spath not taken?
  2. Kevin Bacon decided to play "Six Degrees." He was beside himself.
  3. Happiness is a thick slice of Gouda cheese and the music turned loud while I work.