January 31, 2011

Vegging Burgers, More Than We Sought, Some Who Wander are Lost

    Student's Vegetarian Cookbook, Revised: Quick, Easy, Cheap, and Tasty Vegetarian Recipes
  1. Can someone veg out, yet eat a hamburger?
  2. Superlatives and laxatives. Hopefully, for all of us, all those two words have in common is a rhyme.
  3. I went looking for myself. Got lost. I didn't ask for directions.You know why.  
Hamburger America: One Man's Cross-Country Odyssey to Find the Best Burgers in the Nation [DVD]Student's Vegetarian Cookbook, Revised: Quick, Easy, Cheap, and Tasty Vegetarian Recipes

Hamburger America: One Man's Cross-Country Odyssey to Find the Best Burgers in the Nation [DVD] 

January 28, 2011

Big Boys Don't (What?), The Searcher, Ciggy Humor

    World Map Maps Poster Print, 36x24
  1. It takes a big man to cry. And, an even bigger man to beat him up.
  2. I went looking for myself. Got lost. Couldn't remember where I started.
  3. A kid with a cigarette comes up to me to explain why coffee is bad for my health. I thought it was funny too, but what could I tell the boy?
World Map Maps Poster Print, 36x24 

January 27, 2011

Mine Is, Helpish, Too Good to Be Bad

    MAYDAY: The Art of Shepard Fairey
  1. Originality is like objectivity... we all pretend, but probably have achieved neither. Except for this post. Objectively speaking, it is completely original.
  2. Good thing the international distress signal is 'mayday' and not "I am out here on my ship 100 miles off shore. The engine is dead, my mates were all eaten by sharks, water is coming in, and a tidal wave is about to hit. And, I have a blister on my left big toe."
  3. If I have too much of a good thing, it becomes a bad thing. That means I didn't have a good thing, and can't have too much of it.
 MAYDAY: The Art of Shepard Fairey

January 26, 2011

Swiss Missed, Sweeten the Cup, Pagely Speaking

    Unholy Trinity: The Vatican, The Nazis, and The Swiss Banks
  1. I tried hiding my money in a Swiss bank. Instead, I stuck it in one made in Japan, and lost it.
  2. Bitter people are no fun.
  3. All thick books are made from much thinner pages. 
Money Savvy Pig 

January 25, 2011

I'm #1, Just One Thing, Sleep It Off (Don't Call Me in the Morning)

    Elections in the Middle East: What Do They Mean?: Cairo Papers Vol. 25, no. 1/2 (Cairo Papers in Social Science)
  1. I won an award: Best Human Ever. I didn't let anyone else vote.
  2. Protest only one thing. I was protesting protesters and peacemakers, but something went awry.
  3. Early to bed, early to rise? Not if I can help it. Early to bed, late to rise, napping throughout the day.  
 Benjamin Franklin's The Art of Virtue: His Formula for Successful Living

 



January 24, 2011

You Sure?, Peekaboo, And the Answer Is...

    The Collected Poems of William Carlos Williams, Vol. 1: 1909-1939
  1. What exactly does depend on a red wheelbarrow? 
  2. Everyday, peaking
    Every moment, peeking.
  3. Life isn't about getting answers. 
 The Collected Poems of William Carlos Williams, Vol. 1: 1909-1939

January 21, 2011

Wink (Without Nudging), On Second Thought, Say That Again

    Wink 12ct
  1. Ever try to wink backwards? It is harder than it looks.
  2. I was wrong once:
    I questioned myself.
  3. Never presume, always listen, and then, listen more.
This many things using the word wink? Search Amazon.com for wink

January 20, 2011

Giving the Finger (Thrice), My Name's Not Earl, Revolutionizing Marie

    Killer Queen
  1. Guys named "Three Finger Louie" are not the right choice for a physician.
  2. I am not a red neck. I just washed last week, and saw that, no, absolutely not, my neck is not red.
  3. "Let me eat cake..." - what Marie Antoinette was really thinking.
(Who knows why I chose Queen's song, Killer Queen?)

Queen - Killer Queen

Intoxicate yourself: http://brockeim.com

January 19, 2011

I Move Me, Happy Check, B/C/D/E Etc.

    Melissa & Doug Magnetic Wooden Alphabet
  1. I was beside myself... then I moved.
  2. It is a strange thing, seeing unhappy people. Some don't need to be.
  3. Many letters in the English alphabet rhyme with 'B'.
Search Amazon.com for English alphabet

January 18, 2011

Princely Aging, Folton Lipgers, Limerick About =ity

    Seals & Crofts - Greatest Hits
  1. I tried to party like it was 1999. But it wasn't.
  2. Folgers and Lipton have more in common than Seals and Croft.
  3. I hosted a party on parity
    which boasted claims of clarity.
    Nothing was equal I found.
    My noble plans were aground,
    bemoaning my day into parody.

    Thanks to poet Annie Park for helping clean up a bad limerick.
Seals and Croft - Summer Breeze

January 17, 2011

Why Matters, Song Day, Blackness

    The Autobiography of Martin Luther King, Jr.
  1. Why did MLK do what MLK did?
  2. Do you know the song I'm singing? Sing along, sing out loud, but man, be sure you sing.
  3. Black is beautiful, but in my cup, I need sugar and cream
Search Amazon.com for MLK

January 14, 2011

Duh...?, It's All Good, Horoscopically Speaking

    Woo Hoo
  1. Does smiling decrease the appearance of intelligence? I smile often.
  2. Do not underestimate the value of a good... (fill in the blank).
  3. There is a good chance something will happen today. Let me know if it doesn't.  
I'm not sure, either: Woo Hoo

January 13, 2011

Artist Carny, Tylenol?, Bottled Pleasure

    Nap Mat by Anthony Williams, 19 x 45 in., Rest mat, Childcare Sleep Mat, Made in the USA, Each
  1. Me? Art? More of a carny.
    Never a Jackie Gleason.
  2. There is nothing like a morning headache to make the previous morning look great.
  3. Naps should be bottled.

January 12, 2011

In the Beginning Was the End, Snow Blows, Tea Drinker

    The End
  1. Tried writing a book by starting at the end first. Couldn't think of a sentence which begins with a period.
  2. Spring? I want to see you when I get the mail today. Don't be shy. You can do this. Please?
  3. She said she didn't drink coffee. She didn't. She drank tea.  
The End