February 28, 2011

Marshy Marshy Mashy, Ice Ice Baby, If You Only Knew

    Ice Ice Baby
  1. Toasted marshmallows. Need I say more?
  2. Ice. So few letters, so many meanings.
  3. Everyone's living room has stories. 
 Ice Ice Baby


February 25, 2011

Gimme Coffee or Death, JumboTalk, Ha (More Death)

    Jumbo: This Being the True Story of the Greatest Elephant in the World
  1. Maslow's hierarchy of needs should have at the bottom 'coffee'. A primary need, don'tcha know?
  2. Mumbo and/or jumbo. Some days are packed with both.
  3. Has anyone every been tickled to death? 
Toward a Psychology of Being, 3rd Edition
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February 24, 2011

Steamy Ideas, Veggie Tales, Trigger Your Vigor

    Cannibal! The Musical: 13th Anniversary Edition
  1. Where there is steam, there's... steam? (What were you expecting? Fire?)
  2. "Cannibals Anonymous" is not meant for people who are curious. They think eating a vegetarian is a way to get their daily veggies.
  3. Live vigorously.  
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February 23, 2011

Laughter is Destructive, Benny at the Jets, Or Boxers?

    Very Best of Benny Goodman
  1. What if everyone, everywhere, laughed at once? Would the world shake?
  2. Guys named Benny are born musicians. Take a guy named Benny, and you can make him a star.
  3. Briefs aren't always brief. What gives? 
Very Best of Benny Goodman
Search Amazon.com for lingerie 

February 22, 2011

Scat Cat Falls Flat, Gray Or Not, Paint Remover

    Winsor & Newton Oil & Alkyd Solvents 75 ml bottle English distilled turpentine
  1. So a guy is singing scat, you know, but he gets stuck. He can't think of a word that rhymes with babammeemaimoa.
  2. What if the word was castover instead of overcast? Would anything change?
  3. Turpentine. That's right. I said it. Tur-pen-tine. 

February 21, 2011

Ozzy the Seal, Deaf (Don't Be Dumb), All Green

    Iron Man
  1. Wouldn't it be cool to hear seals croaking and barking the music to Black Sabbath's - Ozzy Osbourne's "Iron Man." Even cooler if Ozzy sang along.
  2. No one ever said there would be days like these? What, are you deaf? Of course they did.
  3. Why aren't all green leafy vegetables called "greens"?

February 18, 2011

Daily Nonsense, Barrified, Stut (er?)

    The Greatest Love Songs of All Time
  1. This is my day job.
  2. "I write the songs that make the young girls cry," sang Barry Manilow. He understood.
  3. Disemememember? That would be as described in "A Tale of T-t-t-two Heeearts." 
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The Works of Edgar Allan Poe - Volume 1 

February 17, 2011

February 16, 2011

February 15, 2011

Waxing Unpoetically, Halitosisonomy, Honey Stuff

    Great Lakes Select Honey, Clover, 32-Ounce Bottles (Pack of 3)
  1. Ear wax. Different than bee's wax? Want to know about my ear wax? Mind your own bee's wax.
  2. Of all the things to name someone, Chicken Breath is not one of those names.
  3. A great mystery it is to think of how certain foods were developed or discovered.  
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February 14, 2011

Tequila Orange, VD, Oops (Hello)

    Challenge Tequila Shot Art Print Poster - 24x36
  1. I once rewrote the words to the song "Tequila," previously made famous by the Champs and Pee Wee Herman. In my version, it is about orange juice.
  2. Good thing Valentine's Day is not represented by a liver. St. Patrick's Day could be.
  3. Just think, in nine month there will be a small spike in the population.  
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February 11, 2011

Fishing for a Deep Tale, Black and Blueberry Sal, Vowel's Up

    Blueberries for Sal (Viking Kestrel picture books) [Hardcover]
  1. When I was a kid, the snow was so deep... (you finish it with something funny)
  2. I'm not talking about Blueberry Sal. No, no. The other one, the one who isn't famous, and probably shouldn't be. The one who better known for what happened with the blueberries, not the one who was looking for them.
  3. Some vowels are more vowely than others. Which is your favorite? 
Blueberries for Sal (Puffin Storytime)