March 31, 2011

God's Gift to Mankind, Good to Last Drop, Trash Talk

    Dracula Movie (Bela Lugosi) Poster Print - 24x36
  1. On the eighth day, or maybe the ninth, God made coffee. Or maybe it was the third day? Heavenly just the same.
  2. No, those invested in Dracula's company are not called stakeholders. They are called 'lunch.'
  3. Who takes out garbage men's trash?

March 29, 2011

Terminated. Carrot Talk, Dough Boy

  1. The Simpsons and Philosophy: The D'oh! of Homer (Popular Culture and Philosophy)When I think of termites, I think...
  2. Do vegetarians, when lollygagging, ever 'chew the carrot'?
  3. The hardest thing about using catchphrases is not using them later. D'oh! 


The Simpsons and Philosophy: The D'oh! of Homer (Popular Culture and Philosophy)

The Simpsons and Philosophy: The D'oh! of Homer (Popular Culture and Philosophy)

March 28, 2011

Love Is, TV Love, Gerbil Power

    Super Pet Hamster Silent Spinner 6-1/2-Inch Regular Exercise Wheel, Colors Vary
  1. No more beautiful, meaningful word in English: love. Mellifluous? Let its truth and statement be unconstrained. Never glib, always true.
  2. A good TV can be stronger than a great commercial tune.
  3. Which races those wheels harder, gerbils or hamsters?  
Super Pet Hamster Silent Spinner 6-1/2-Inch Regular Exercise Wheel, Colors Vary 

March 25, 2011

Giving a Six Fingers, Fly Like a Wild and Crazy Guy, Honky Sounds

    The Princess Bride (Two-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo in Blu-ray Packaging)
  1. What if Inigo Montayo never found the six-fingered man, or Wesley was never born-again?
  2. Could Steve Miller and Steve Martin be related?
  3. The white noise I keep hearing... audio racism? 
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March 24, 2011

Sweetness, Audacity Rejected, Stepping Up

    Adult Official Wonder Woman Costume Size Medium (10-14)
  1. A touch of the hand can be more powerful than the most sensual kiss.
  2. Hope is not something we need to elect someone to have.
  3. In a footrace (no flying allowed), who would win? Superman, the Flash or Wonderwoman
Wonder Woman 

March 23, 2011

I'm Where?, Slapsticking, Organic Hero

    Where Am I Going
  1. What good ever comes from the phrase, "Where am I?"
  2. The funniest things are ordinary events turned upside.
  3. Espresso can do anything. 
Where Am I Going

    March 22, 2011

    SheepTalk, Shy Shy, TomorrowLand

      Aurora Plush 10" Aurora Babies Lovely
    1. Ewwwee does not rhyme with ewe, no matter what the sheep smells like.
    2. Life is too short to be shy. Introduce yourself more often.
    3. Pretend it is tomorrow. It will be soon enough.  
    Aurora Plush 10" Aurora Babies Lovely 

    March 21, 2011

    Goody, Invisiblility, Uh Oh

      Fun World Costumes Men's Mens Got Busted Penitentiary-Plus
    1. Those people who say, "It's all good," may be cliche but they are more often right.
    2. Many of our predilections involve what we cannot see. Be more romantic and more faithful.
    3. "It's not what it looks like." No one ever says that being suspected of doing a good thing. 
    Fun World Costumes Men's Mens Got Busted Penitentiary-Plus 

    March 18, 2011

    Supermooning, On Beauty, Coffee Day

      Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Magazine Issue 2011
    1. Supermoon does not refer to Sports Illustrated supermodel Irina Shayk or Alyssa Miller pulling down their bikini and showing us their backside... though I have no doubt it would be a super... moon.
    2. When anticipation takes over the beauty of reality, then, are we missing the point?
    3. Buy a cup of coffee for the person behind you in line.  
    Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Magazine Issue 2011 

    March 17, 2011

    Aromology, When You're Happy and You Know It, Adam's Other Apple

      Good Will Hunting (Miramax Collector's Series)
    1. Few scents equal that of a forest in springtime.
    2. There are days so filled with joy that nothing can remove a smile.
    3. "How do like them apples?" - something Adam never said to Eve.  
    Good Will Hunting (Miramax Collector's Series) 

    March 15, 2011

    Sun Again?, Shot Up, Honestly

    Shot Through the Heart
    1. The sun is up once again. Who wudda thunk?
    2. 'Shot to the heart' is not a reference to a shot of espresso injected directly into the bloodstream. Good idea, though.
    3. Be honest when you disagree.
    Shot Through the Heart 

    March 14, 2011

    No Dixie Here, Crowding, Sunny Days

      Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistlestop Cafe
    1. Whistlestop... what if the train uses bells?
    2. There is one in every crowd... even when we are alone.
    3. Live in today's sunshine. Don't wait for tomorrow's sun.  
    Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistlestop Cafe 

    March 11, 2011

    Lit Up, Sheet of Slime, Gertrudian Question

      Schylling Jack-In-The-Box
    1. Incensed, incense. Makes me think.
    2. Film... a word that now means the stuff on top of old milk and not cameras.
    3. How is it Jack is in the box and not Gertrude? 
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    March 10, 2011

    Car Talk, Codified, Hoo Ha

      Cars (Blu-ray/DVD Combo in Blu-ray Packaging)
    1. Cars idling... idle hands. Both involve a workshop.
    2. Everything is coded.
    3. The funniest things in life won't be found in a blog.  
    Cars (Blu-ray/DVD Combo in Blu-ray Packaging) 

    March 09, 2011