April 27, 2011

'Bama Tornado, Wheeling No Deal, Later Dude

    Mega Disasters: Tornado Alley
  1. Alabama's tornado: Not nonsense. Give to your local charity. 
  2. I reinvented the wheel. Mine is square. Back to the drawing board. 
  3. No matter how late it is, tomorrow is still not yet.
Search Amazon.com for tornado 

April 26, 2011

VetSpeak, 1+1=2, Now

    Ped Egg Pedicure Foot File, Colors may vary
  1. Tried to get a pedicure. Nope. My dog is still sick.
  2. I ask the easy questions no one else bothers to ask.
  3. Hunger happens at the most inconvenient times. 
Ped Egg Pedicure Foot File, Colors may vary 

April 25, 2011

Nuthin', Reinspire, Espresso Love

Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A Veggie Tales Movie (Widescreen)
  1. An awful lot doesn't get done by people who don't do anything.
  2. Uninspired? Breathe in. Next...?
  3. One shot or two?  
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything 

April 20, 2011

Maxwell's Silver Hammer Lining, You Gotta Move It, Firsting the Last

Something In The Way She Moves
  1. Behind every cloud, there is a silver lining. Behind that, the IRS.
  2. "Something in the way she moves..." words George Harrison of the Beatles said when hiring a female-owned relocation company.
  3. Enjoy today's cup of coffee as if it were your first. Or last. 
Something In The Way She Moves 

April 19, 2011

Happy Happy, Grass Eaters, Opportunity Knocks (and Left a Message)

    Cannibal! The Musical: 13th Anniversary Edition
  1. Schedule happiness. Don't pencil it in. When? Now.
  2. What if cannibals became vegetarians?
  3. And... there you have it. Oh, no, wait. You missed it?  
Cannibal! The Musical: 13th Anniversary Edition 

April 18, 2011

Excuses, George's Parents, March of Romance

    Favorite Nursery Rhymes from Mother Goose
  1. Mondays are just another excuse for coffee.
  2. Georgie Porgie... what about Mister and Missus Porgie?
  3. The march starts here, ends there, relentless in between... slow or fast, the march charges forward.
Favorite Nursery Rhymes from Mother Goose

    April 14, 2011

    Kiss and Tell, Freedom of Choice, Remove Corn Cob

      Libby's Whole Kernel Sweet Corn, 8.5-Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)
    1. If I want to kiss the sky, how tall must I be? Scuze me?
    2. Which is better, Tuesday or Thursday?
    3. Complain less.  
    Libby's Whole Kernel Sweet Corn, 8.5-Ounce Cans (Pack of 12) 

    April 12, 2011

    Sponge Bathing, Monkey Squatting, The Verte Bra

      Lumbar Vertebra Coffee Mug, 10 oz.
    1. Sponge baths do not always involve things which do not involve bathing.
    2. I don't care what the monkey did. Clean it up.
    3. Vertebra is not a female undergarment. 
    Scotch-Brite Heavy Duty Scrub Sponges 15 Count (with my review)
    Lumbar Vertebra Coffee Mug, 10 oz. (pictured)

    April 11, 2011

    Sexy Threesome, Sounds Naughty, Truth is Messy

      The Diphthong Song
    1. There is coffee, there is romance, there is poetry.
    2. Diphthong... a word worth looking up.
    3. Few things diffuse confusion like truth. Few things blow up into confusion like truth. 
    Worth seeing:
    Yin and Yang: Espresso in March, with a Drop of Cream
    Coffee and Chai - A poem for an old friend
    The Diphthong Song

    April 08, 2011

    Scary, Scary, Scary

      Wire-O Basics Designer Black Ribbed Lined 5x7
    1. Blank pages are scary.
    2. Completely written pages are scary.
    3. Writing the words in between is scary. 
    Wire-O Basics Designer Black Ribbed Lined 5x7 (with my review)

    April 07, 2011

    Maxwelling Out on Cliches, Ian in Not Ian, Worst of Puns

      Maxwell House French Roast (Medium Dark) Ground Coffee, 33-Ounce Jugs (Pack of 2)
    1. 'Good to the last drop'? Does anyone really believe that? The first drop is always the best.
    2. Ivorian and ovarian are two different words.
    3. If bad romances go under, does that mean purple prose is in the red, making the editor blue? 
     Search Amazon.com for Maxwell House coffee

    April 06, 2011

    Blindness Before Beauty, Broken Rhyme, Ecstatic Pleasure

      When Harry Met Sally
    1. If you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world... you will go blind. Such beauty no man's eyes can withstand.
    2. I found a poem. Walking on my way to a cafe, as I would, I tripped over it. Unfortunately, it broke.
    3. "I'll have what she's having," was in no way a reference to coffee, though it can taste almost 'that' good.
    When Harry Met Sally 

    April 05, 2011

    Doctor Doctor, Just Do (It), Predictable Fate

      Doctor'S Bag
    1. Is getting the third degree akin to receiving a PhD in getting the business.
    2. Do something. Anything. Do not read another book about it. Do not talk about it. Do not plan to think about it. Do something.
    3. Things rarely happen that way. They could happen the other way, but, you never know. 
    Doctor's Bag 

    April 04, 2011

    Babs, Watch What You Throw, Stinky

    Ode To Billie Joe
    1. The difference between barber and Barbera is an 'a'.
    2. Choctaw Ridge. Conjures up only one thing, doesn't it? Are you singing yet?
    3. If it smells funny, don't eat it. 
     Ode To Billie Joe (download for a buck)