May 23, 2011

Dracula, Panic Attacking, Confusion

    Dracula
  1. Dracula... curricula. Not sure what to make of this rhyme.
  2. Is it better to freak out or panic?
  3. I asked, "You must be kidding." He said, "Yes, I am."  
 Dracula (free for Kindle)

May 17, 2011

Being Energetic, Are You a Repeater?, Freedom's Myth

    French Fries
  1. A lot of energy is used up chasing, and not enough being.
  2. If someone read all your Tweets, would they think you are interesting or think you think everyone else is interesting.
  3. The best things aren't free. French fries, for example, are $1.50. 
French Fries 

May 14, 2011

Philology, Make Love (Which Means Coffee), Yes We Can?

Yes We Can Can
  1. Sometimes, Dr. Phil is right.
  2. Makes coffee, not war.
  3. If a phrase reads, "Yes, we can," what are you doing? 
Yes We Can Can 

May 13, 2011

Zombies, Vampires, Fairies

    The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead
  1. Are zombies ever nice?
  2. What if a vegan becomes a vampire?
  3. If a person has dentures, loses them, does the Tooth Fairy lay down some cash?

Search Amazon.com for zombies 

May 10, 2011

Cancel?, No Soup Stain For You!, Shut Up Already

    Larry Thomas - The Soup Nazi - Autographed 8x10 Photograph with No Soup For You Inscription
  1. What if Monday was cancelled? Would the world be happier?
  2. Ties can hide soup stains on shirts.
  3. Fight for things which matter. Get off the bandwagon and into the trenches.
 Larry Thomas - The Soup Nazi - Autographed 8x10 Photograph with No Soup For You Inscription

May 05, 2011

Egg Flower Child, Chicken Power, Conspiracy Quacks

    Ferry-Morse 3053 Organic Eggplant Seeds, Early Long Purple (500 Milligram Packet)
  1. Don't put all your eggplants in one flower basket.
  2. If the chicken had never crossed the road, what questions would we be asking?
  3. Those who are paranoid of Osama bin Laden conspiracy theorists... what's that?

May 03, 2011

Lesson from Osama bin Laden's Courier, Kindle Bible, Green M&M

    The Holy Bible English Standard Version (ESV)
  1. Lesson from Osama bin Laden's courier: Never ask on your cell phone, "Can you hear me now?"
  2. Kindle vs paper books thought: Do you suppose Johannes Gutenberg's friends secretly thought, "They will never read the Bible like that. Not fancy enough"?
  3. Do a handful of yellow and blue M&Ms achieve the same result as green M&Ms? 
M&M - Milk Chocolate, 56 oz bagFree on Kindle: The Holy Bible English Standard Version (ESV)
Same book, not on Kindle:  The Holy Bible: English Standard Version (Red Letter Edition)
Not on Kindle: M&M - Milk Chocolate, 56 oz bag